dasiavou
  • chloe: do you think my fish tacos went bad on the ride home
  • me: i think you think bacteria multiplies faster than it does
  • chloe: in the heat it does. and it's fish
  • me: i don't know why people think fish is more diseased than other meat
  • chloe: it is
  • me: what are you basing that on?
  • chloe: the smell
  • me: even fresh fish smells like fish
  • chloe: do you think my fish tacos went bad on the ride home
  • me: i think you think bacteria multiplies faster than it does
  • chloe: in the heat it does. and it's fish
  • me: i don't know why people think fish is more diseased than other meat
  • chloe: it is
  • me: what are you basing that on?
  • chloe: the smell
  • me: even fresh fish smells like fish
alternia-bound-libra

adventuretime:

I was a teenager in the 60s, so I can’t resist anyone who turns something into a rock band, especially when it’s one of Frederator’s cartoon shows. –Fred

sibyllinesketchblog:

I edited my 60’s Adventure Time girls ! Look, Marceline is playing the bass ! And I thought LSP would be perfect as the lead singer of the band 

I can’t believe my first post hit 32.000 notes, that’s crazyyy ! Thanks everyone ! 

alternia-bound-libra

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

liamdryden

importerrobinson:

izzatso:

Misato, who has been previously hired by her High School to rid their auditorium of pigeons, asserts that her falcon, Momotaro, will get the job done.

“The falcon is a divine punishment against crows. When their eyes meet the glare of the falcon, they will definitely not return” she says without a single doubt in her mind.

Japan’s Schoolgirl Falconer Is Incredibly Badass [Japanator]

that quote omfg lmao

sackdollsandy

blackcatula:

wigglytuffitout:

i feel so bad for the fedora

it started out as this great icon of feminism thanks to sarah berndhart and honestly a good hat (a good hat mind you not cheap shlock) does do wonders for making someone look dapper whether it be fedora or trilby (i slightly prefer trilbies)

and now it’s become shorthand for the very most obnoxious slime of society

i am sorry fedora. i am so sorry. humanity has failed you, you poor brave hat

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